It seems to happen every day now: I end up getting all worked up over at least one insane news event. You know, something so absolutely idiotic that your brain starts SCREAMING at you about it, and eventually your mouth follows suit and the next thing you know, you’ve been ranting about Obama (or some other political douchebaggery) for the past forty-two minutes and no one but the dog is listening? (asleep, but listening for “Out” or “Treat”)
Every Fucking Day. Today multiple times. I rant in writing a lot. But, when I rant in writing, I only scratch the surface of what my inner ranting child has to say. Ask Meshelly…she’s heard almost as many rants as the dogs, and she’s damn near smacked that little ranting shit RIGHT upside his fool head when he wouldn’t stfu! #jfs #gomh

If I were to try to tell you that I have never been a hypocrite, I’d be a huge hypocrite #jfs #gomh

Android is sexist.
I was busy ranting about Apple a second ago, and I typed “Fanboys” and Android spell check had both the singular and plural form of the word. When I decided to include Fangirls, my spell check helpfully replaced it with Daniels. Really Google? Are there only Fanboys in Silicon Valley?
maybe 🙁 #jfs #gomh

So…11 days before the election, and FBI – Federal Bureau of Investigation Director James Comey decides to drop a bomb on the Clinton Campaign. Must be some serious shit in those emails, since he went out of his way to avoid compromising the HIllary campaign during the original investigation. Must be significant shit. #jfs #Election2016 #gomh

Just so we’re clear: I think Hillary is a criminal and serial liar. She should not be President. I also think Donald Trump is criminally insane, He should not be President. — My condemnation of one of them should not be confused to be an endorsement of the other #jfs

#election2016 #Hillary #Trump #TaleOfTwoCriminals #gomh

Beer is a four-letter word.
Hell fuck yeah, damn it to shit!
#beer #jfs #gomh