Who knew?! Apparently, we’re trying to elect dead people, #Danbury. Hope he didn’t win…
#oops

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“In 1914, Canadian Army veterinarian Harry Colebourn was traveling to the Western Front when he met an orphaned bear cub in an Ontario railway station…”

#WinnieThePooh #AAMilne #LiteraryHistoryFTW

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#News420
Who won the Election? Weed smokers, that’s who.

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Forget Planet of the Apes…it’s the Racoons we really have to worry about. Another few decades of urban natural selection, and these masked bad-boys of the animal kingdom will be breaking into people’s homes and demanding a ransom in trash at gunpoint (racoons are nearly as dexterous as humans…more if you count the fact they can use their ‘feet’ almost as well as their front paws…which have like opposable thumbs, yo).

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Wow dudes. Who the hell is doing the hiring in your tech department? Are you guys gonna upgrade to Windows 2000 soon? #FBI #FBIHackersSuck

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Oh THIS should be good.

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Does that mean they actually want to do some TESTING? Because apparently the #Catch22 Substance Scheduling system makes it so that, as long as #DEA denies any value to a #Schedule1 substances like weed, outside research is invalid because it’s all “illegal” research. That means that DEA has to perform or be involved in the testing, or it doesn’t count. To which I say, “Is 1000 pounds enough?”.

#cannabis #news420

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