The Al Franken Scandal Is A Godsend For Alabama Republicans

Too bad it’s not even close to the same thing.
Franken is not a pedofile, and didn’t have to ask anyone’s mother’s permission first.
Franken didn’t brag about it, or defend his actions as acceptable.
Franken admitted what he did and apologized.
The victim accepted his apology, and Franken asked to be investigated anyway.
Franken also isn’t a racist fucking crony of Jeff Sessions and Trump the Clown.
To be clear…It still ain’t right, and Franken deserves to be punished. But the punishment should fit the crime.
Moore needs an occupation change, and some time in the greystone hotel for baby raping. Ewww. What fucking scum.

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Doomsday: Has NASA confirmed the possibility of Earth getting hit by an asteroid?

So, yeah…there’s a chance of an asteroid slamming into us in the next 20 years or so. 13 years of observation and math, and all the scientists still can’t say for sure.

Just one thought on that: when they’re sure space crap WON’T hit us, they tell us right away. The 13 years of mental masturbation over this should tell you something: scientists are really fucking worried. Go ahead…tell me the flaw in my logic.

#NASA #Doomsday #Asteroid #science #space

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North Korean despot Kim Jong-un is ‘plotting to nuke Yellowstone super volcano’ and spark eruption that will split US in half

I’m pretty sure this was my favorite #FakeNews article of the week. It puts #KimJongUn up there with #JamesBond villains, #LexLuther and #DrEvil. Not sure what that makes #Trump…, but #PresidentCheeto is NOT gonna save the day, that’s for sure. I’d say maybe some superheroes could come and bail us out,..I mean, if there were superheros among us. Which, there aren’t.
Just super villains aka congressmen, G-men and judges, #OhMy.

#ConspiracyTheories #NorthKorea #Yellowstone #Volcano #nukes

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