You’d have to pay me…AND give me access to a warm bathroom whenever I need it…and you’d have to pay me a LOT.
And I STILL might no show. Have fun, crazy people. #HappyNewYear2018

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Niagara Falls has frozen over because it’s so cold in America.

…or is it because so much of the flow of the Niagra river is diverted around the falls to generate power? What do YOU think?

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The cops in our town used to keep it…for themselves…back in the day (70s) anyway. I doubt things are still so chill…
“You can claim it down at the station if you want it back”.
Yeah…I know who’s gonna be smoking it in 60 days. Cops are always such bullies. But hey…things could’ve turned out much MUCH worse 😉
#news420 #LEGALIZEIT

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ASSHOLE.
Why not remove protections and safety requirements too? No need for all those pesky inspections. Who cares if oil companies destroy the Gulf?

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I’m gonna wait until Sunday to read this.
#procrastination #NYE2018

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Colder than Mars. That’s really cold, right?

US weather latest: Parts of country colder than Antarctica or Mars

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#News420
It’s almost here, #California! How many of you are counting down to #TheTokeOfMidnight ?

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