Lesson of the day:
If you try and burn a giant spider with a blowtorch, make sure you kill it, so it can’t run away and climb in your bed…while burning. #oops

http://bbc.in/2qLelHi

It’s not how much exercise you do that’s important in living a longer and healthier life…it’s how much you worry that you’re not getting ENOUGH exercise that will kill you.
I say relax…you’ll live longer.

https://ind.pn/2miCPmH

#Oprah has my vote…and if she chose Tom Hanks as VP, I think we’d have a lock on 2020.
#Oprah2020

#NBC apologizes, removes tweet endorsing Oprah Winfrey for president.

http://lat.ms/2EkWCYY

Gee. I wonder why.
Could it be because the news on TV isn’t news? It’s all fucking opinion. #Fox right. #MSNBC Left. #CNN trying to thread the center. People would much rather get the news from source they can trust on the web. Local TV is a little better…a newscaster you could run into in the grocery store is certainly more trustworthy than #FoxNews.
People want sources that just report the fucking news, and don’t bother to spin it to their paid advertisers delight. News is news, not a cost center or source of ad revenue.

http://bit.ly/2EjxlP9

A big booyah to celestial synchronicity…
Now enough with the supermoons already.
#ASupermoonPerMonthAintSuper

Supermoon, blue moon, total lunar eclipse to appear together…

http://bit.ly/2EjuBRR

GOP leaders happily stand by #Trump as he becomes increasingly unhinged…pretty much just like the world did, as #Hitler and his goons came to power and thrust the world smack into WWII. WWII was a ball of joy for everyone…though I fear WWIII won’t be any fun at all.
Fuck the do-nothing #GOP and the useless Dems in #Congress. We will hold you accountable for this shit when it’s clear just how far you’ve all fucked us up the ass by tolerating…or worse, agreeing with this madness. #StopTrump before it’s too late.

http://bit.ly/2CACstx