Refreeze the Artic? That should be a good trick.

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#News420 The perfect stoner Valentine…Only available in LA unfortunately. Maybe next year, Connecticut?

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A romantic message from Vlad doesn’t seem like the best gift if you’re trying to get laid…Just saying.

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My girlfriend is my best friend, and our life is amazing together. Happy Valentine’s, baby. You’re the greatest.

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“Happy Valentines Day. Go blow yourself.”
That’s literally what this Valentine gift tells him.
#HappyValentinesDay #VirtualBJ

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Shred on dude! Nice use of structure.

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Apparently, Playboy magazine without naked women didn’t sell too well. Go figure. I guess people don’t read it for the articles after all. #Playboy

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