The size of fucking Delaware. It’s like a new floating island nation…for penguins and shit.
Are there plans to colonize it? Maybe the Israelis will want to build settlements and displace the infidel penguins and their evil penguin king. You know how many swimming pools that could fill? If anybody can think of a way we can drag huge chunks of that fucker to drought stricken areas in Africa…or California… could be a real hero.

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#SpoilerAlert
Jon Snow may die?…again? this time for good? say it ain’t so. say it ain’t so. 🙁
#GoT #GameofThrones

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Chocolate has been known to be addictive…just saying. If the next innovation is injectable chocolate, I think we may have a new heroine scourging our society.

#Chocolate.

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Jim Henson was the original Kermit. He is missed, but will never be forgotten.
It’s truly amazing to me that the Muppets survive…regardless of who tries to cut the PBS budget…a true testament to the vision of the Muppet King and the timelessness of his most awesome creations.

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#News420
Oh Massachusetts, get your shit together. Do what the voters told you to do and stop the bullshit. The People want their weed. Get over it and start reaping the tax revenue, so CT and RI can follow. You know they want to.

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it’s got like a crooked grin and beady little eyes…omg so much better that the face on the moon.

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Here’s how you do roller coasters for the kids when you can’t afford the $$$$$ ticket, or don’t have the patience to wait in the endless lines at Disney. And hey…look at those arms on Dad. The workout alone is worth the price of admission….which is free, so…it’s totally a win – win.
#PoorMansDisney #Winning

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