Now you can glow in the dark, useful as you’re dodging flying metal shit trying to stick to you!

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There goes another great business opportunity, right down the outhouse hole. What’s so wrong with weed-bearing drones flying all over town? What could possibly go wrong? #News420

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It’s always sad when any music festival fails. The arts should be protected at all costs. But the screwups who are in it for profit and popularity, who fuck things up for everyone else should not be protected. A flogging in the village square perhaps?

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Why the fuck doesn’t everyone in #Florida have solar? I mean, it’s called the fucking #SunshineState after all…you’d think being off the grid would mean the utility isn’t able to buy your power and sell it to the fools who PAY for power. #Solar up…Free power…prevents blackouts.

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What exactly were you planning to DO with that power pole? You understand that the power doesn’t come from the pole, right?
It’s the wires attached to it…even though the birds don’t fry. It’s true. Google it.

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Fake news or not? You decide.
It still gets my #FakeNewsOfTheDay Award…

“The treatment of Kim’s cheese-induced gout with powerful steroids by inexperienced North Korean doctors could explain the growing threat of World War 3.”
#NorthKorea #Cheese #WorldWar3

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#Coffee? Are you STILL going to deny #ClimateChange when you can’t get a decent cup of Joe? Not good, mon. Not good.
ps. it’s all about the #bees, man.

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