Welcome to the New World Order…where shadow governments use drones as a terror tactic to force submission to authority… #NotMyDystrumpianFuture thanks

http://bit.ly/2zzaeRV

#News420
Shocking Revelation out today: When people can buy weed legally, they smoke more weed. Oh, and also, when they know they won’t get in trouble for saying they smoke weed, they’re more likely to SAY they smoke more weed.

Thanks, #CaptainObvious, for alerting us to another all around useless…and I’m sure, expensive…#ColumbiaUniversity study, that any stoner could’ve explained to you over bong hits.

http://bit.ly/2mmASIi

I saw a story the other day about these giant crabs that eat birds and shit. I should’ve known it would just be a matter of time until some sharp interwebs user put two and two together, and SOLVED the MYSTERY of AMELIA EARHART!!!!

That’s right: She was EATEN BY CRABS.

Good job reporting the #NotAtAllFakeNews, #Newsweek.
#AmeliaEarhart #MysterySolved #EatenByCrabs

http://bit.ly/2AFBA6m

“Squirrels make the best life partners.”
“Once you go squirrel you dump yer girl.”
“They’s as good in bed as they is in the fryin’ pan”
“The head squirrel told me to shoot the dog”.
#ThingsRednecksDontEvenSay about #squirrels

#FloridaMan #NotNuttyAtAll

http://on.mash.to/2yWqVHl

Nothing could be more true and relevant right now. We need more people like #DalaiLama and less people like #Trump and his goons.
It’s pretty obvious the opposite is the actual reality.

http://lat.ms/2yyqw9Q

You know we are fucked, when the #NSA, our top spy agency…the one presumed to be the most technically advanced and awesome at its job…it easy prey for hackers. What hope do we have that our government will protect us from being assailed in cyberspace (or elsewhere) if they can’t even protect themselves from being picked apart by the #DarkArmy?
Could it be that no one who actually has the skillz wants to work for you? Maybe that.

http://nyti.ms/2AG2cEk

#News420 Pay attention for a second, #California. If you tax the fuck out of legal #cannabis, you are giving the black market a reason to survive…maybe even THRIVE. Cheap, legal cannabis can destroy the illegal market. Getting greedy, and heaping government tariffs on what should be just another cash crop…it’s really just an agricultural product, a “budding” industry that will create thousands of jobs…trying to overtax this market will doom your economy to huge tax revenue losses to a #BlackMarket. A black market which could be mostly eradicated under a system with reasonable taxes and oversight based on common sense. #DoItRight

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