…And you should be able to choose right or left handed…you know, in case you only have one hand.

http://bit.ly/2nCzXzo

Nope. No global warming happening. This is just a silly coincidence like all the others. The ice is probably just hiding on the dark side of the Earth where NASA can’t see it. Yeah that’s it. On the dark side. Hiding. Yup. That’s good. We can keep justifying the denial that climates are changing. No ice melting or anything. No worries. Because the Earth is still flat. And God will smite the unholy polar bears because, America.
#ClimateChange

http://usat.ly/2ovfMY5

#News420
California could become a Sanctuary State…for WEED.
By barring local police from cooperating with Federal authorities, California would be taking the legalization struggle with the Feds to a whole new level.

http://huff.to/2nTaV1y

OK America. We know you hate to read more than a few paragraphs at a time.
So go to the movies. See for yourself how fiction has become fact…how fucked we are already.
Then let’s get started fixing this shit…REALLY draining the swamp in DC…starting with the Whitehouse. #Impeach45 #Orwell1984 #RESIST

http://bit.ly/2nAHdMn

Why’s he still holding rallies, just to incite riots?
Seriously. You’re President now. We might not like it, but you can certainly stop fucking campaigning now.

What a fucking noob. Our “president” is a fucking noob.
#PresidentNoob #Impeach45

http://bit.ly/2nSJOny

Wondering what life for the average North Korean is like? “The Accusation”, smuggled out of N Korea, paints a picture of a life not unlike slavery.

http://cnn.it/2oxyBad

“What if someone made a Donald Trump Sim, and tried to get him elected leader of the free world?”, you ask?

Well, Mashable has done it!
#TheSims #Sims3 #Trump

http://on.mash.to/2ox6asZ