Because it’s not really austerity unless the kids suffer most. Literacy? Who needs it! And those poor kids who don’t have a computer at home, I guess they’re pretty fucked, eh? I mean, assuming the libraries had computers in the first place.

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#News420
Jeff Sessions has asked Congress to allow him to prosecute medical marijuana providers, citing an “historic drug epidemic” to justify a crackdown on medical marijuana…because we all know ‘medical marijuana patient’ is just another way to say “addict”.
What a fucking #idiot.

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Besides totally abusing the rights of the free press, this also abridges the rights of senators to conduct a press conference without approval. What about the right for dissenting senators to be interviewed without congressional leadership oversight? Their right to free speech? This is bullshit, a First Amendment breach in every way.

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So, that should make them cheap, right?
You know, in our minds ALL eggs are cage free. I mean, what American eats their breakfast while thinking, “These eggs came from abused chickens that were kept in tiny cages barely bigger than they are, while being pumped full of steroids and “enhancement” vitamins for their entire life, and THAT makes me HAPPY”? Nobody. We all assume the chickens were happy, free range, and stress-free.
In a just world, NO ONE would try to sell chickens that were anything else.
But there is very little justice in our world.

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Starting a pool. Guess the number of lies he tells. $5 a guess. Bring ’em.
#SessionsTestimony #JeffSessions #lies

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Hey now!
Cars made from hemp that burn carbon neutral biofuel also made from hemp, you say?
I say, that’s pretty cool if for realz.

http://bit.ly/2r4dRYm