Why the fuck doesn’t everyone in #Florida have solar? I mean, it’s called the fucking #SunshineState after all…you’d think being off the grid would mean the utility isn’t able to buy your power and sell it to the fools who PAY for power. #Solar up…Free power…prevents blackouts.

http://bit.ly/2h44E25

What exactly were you planning to DO with that power pole? You understand that the power doesn’t come from the pole, right?
It’s the wires attached to it…even though the birds don’t fry. It’s true. Google it.

http://fxn.ws/2vVwss7

Fake news or not? You decide.
It still gets my #FakeNewsOfTheDay Award…

“The treatment of Kim’s cheese-induced gout with powerful steroids by inexperienced North Korean doctors could explain the growing threat of World War 3.”
#NorthKorea #Cheese #WorldWar3

http://bit.ly/2h4S5DV

#Coffee? Are you STILL going to deny #ClimateChange when you can’t get a decent cup of Joe? Not good, mon. Not good.
ps. it’s all about the #bees, man.

http://bit.ly/2f6HnMi

Hurricanes feed on heat. Heat is energy for storms. The more energy, the more wind and destructive force the storm has. As the climate increases in temperature, more heat becomes available to strengthen these tropical cyclones…more available energy for storms means bigger, stronger storms. Right?
So, what do you think? Do #hurricanes feel the effects of #ClimateChange?

http://bit.ly/2jqp0mS

I now know my life calling: I wanna be a #NationalMarijuanaConsultant when I grow up.
Though I’m sure it’s NOT what I’m thinking it is. Still, one can dream.
Consultant: “Dude…let me turn you on to this kush. it’s such a fucking mind spin…”
Guy (in Chong-ish voice): “oh wow, man. i LIKE that!”

#News420 #420News

http://bit.ly/2xkGPt6

She thinks everyone is to blame…except her…for her defeat…Of COURSE she has delusions she’d have a better chance of winning today. Not that it matters. She has ZERO chance in 2020, so she should stfu and move on to acceptance that people think she’s a liar liar pants on fire, and #TRUMP was more worthy of the office. Wow. THAT says a LOT, #Hillary.

http://cnn.it/2jq6bR3