Toilet paper simply sucks once you’ve used a bidet. I’m no longer lucky enough to have one, but my ass remembers. Just saying.
That’s right. Conditioner can bind radioactive material to your hair, making your fro one big fluffy bundle of doom. So, let’s hope somebody talks some sense into Agent Orange before the silos start emptying, because I’m not ready for a life of frizz and flakes.
Wait. What do you mean “under the tongue”? “Under the arm”? “Behind the ear”? Are you kidding me? #WhoKnew?
Just kidding. I mean, does anybody actually do rectal? These are STILL really cool even if you DON’T probe their little butts for thermal discrepancies.