#Trumpy thinks to himself as he drives by: “she’s just accidentally using the wrong finger to say “we’re #1. See…everybody loves me. #Bigly.”

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#Antarctica is a good place to keep an eye on if you are worried about our planet. Many clues lie in the ice. Many more in the deep cold oceans around it.
#climatechange

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Because #ClimateChange doesn’t exist, major cities like Boston and New York are spending millions of dollars to prepare and protect themselves from it’s effects. So, lucky for us the stupidity stops rolling at the bottom of Capitol Hill.

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Maybe. I mean, I ain’t no “cluster analysis” expert (wtf is #clusteranalysis?), but the fact that like another 19+ seasons just keep on happening sorta cries “bogus” in the face of this supposed “study”. The golden age? What the fuck does that even mean anyway?
#TheSimpsons

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5 Minutes with Trump, and Woody was like…”I need a bong hit”
There’s not enough weed in the world to make this shit OK.

#News420 #WoodyHarrelson resorted to smoking a joint halfway through dinner with #Trump

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The trouble with High IQ? All the fucking stupid people.
I mean, how much stupidity is one supposed to be able to rationally bear? When much of this world has a collective, functional IQ of about 42, genius…or even moderate intelligence…results only severe frustration and occasional dread for the future of mankind…and all the stress that goes along with it.
Stress makes you sick as often as it makes you stronger. Both physical and mental illnesses can be stress affected…if not directly caused by stress. So do the math…the smarter you are, the more likely you’re stressed out. That means you’re also more apt to get sick…or to snap and go postal on your coworkers.
That’s why, after a long day dealing with this angry world, I choose #Cannabis” to take the edge off…and keep me from otherwise murdering multiple hapless idiots I might run into, on any given day I choose to leave the house…talk on the phone…watch TV… God help us, they are EVERYWHERE. #packthebong

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Can you tell #FakeNews when you see it? Let’s just say, I’ve read the Bible pretty much cover to cover (everybody skims the part with all the “begats” and such…even the Pope I’m pretty sure) and nowhere is North Korea mentioned. Strangely, there’s no mention of nuclear war either in both old or new testaments, although one could loosely paint Revelations as a nuclear apocalypse. You could probably also make a good case for the dead rising up in the last days as being a #zombieapocalypse as well. I mean, I’m as ready as anybody to kill a few walkers to survive and shit. But…….
Just saying.

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