Feral cattle terrorize hikers and devour native plants in a California national monument

You knew it was just a matter of time. After decades of humans feasting on the flesh their kind, the bovine are fighting back, standing up to their oppressors. It’s The Prime Rib Rebellion.
Where are all the damn aliens when you need a herd of angry cattle…to be, um…probed?

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