{"id":9818,"date":"2016-10-14T13:28:29","date_gmt":"2016-10-14T17:28:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=9818"},"modified":"2016-10-14T13:28:29","modified_gmt":"2016-10-14T17:28:29","slug":"you-can-soon-buy-that-tiny-scooter-that-looks-like-a-laptop-you-can-ride","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2016\/10\/you-can-soon-buy-that-tiny-scooter-that-looks-like-a-laptop-you-can-ride\/","title":{"rendered":"You Can Soon Buy That Tiny Scooter That Looks Like a Laptop You Can Ride"},"content":{"rendered":"
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PLEASE don’t call it a hoverboard. That’s all I ask. No wait…will it blow up, too?
\nYou CAN buy one, but why would you? Unless you’re a mall rat or something. Those tiny wheels mean the roads are pretty much off limits…especially around here. Hell…I bet even sidewalk cracks make your ride “less than pleasant”. In addition to breaking your mama’s back they’d probably help you break your own neck.
\nBut hey…It could be that perfect gift idea for the Paul Blart in your life i suppose.<\/p>\n

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PLEASE don’t call it a hoverboard. That’s all I ask. No wait…will it blow up, too? You CAN buy one, but why would you? Unless you’re a mall rat or something. Those tiny wheels mean the roads are pretty much off limits…especially around here. Hell…I bet even sidewalk cracks make your ride “less than pleasant”. 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