{"id":9053,"date":"2016-09-12T16:20:12","date_gmt":"2016-09-12T20:20:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=9053"},"modified":"2016-09-12T16:20:12","modified_gmt":"2016-09-12T20:20:12","slug":"sorry-but-david-bowies-ashes-were-not-scattered-at-burning-man-this-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2016\/09\/sorry-but-david-bowies-ashes-were-not-scattered-at-burning-man-this-year\/","title":{"rendered":"Sorry, But David Bowie\u2019s Ashes Were Not Scattered At Burning Man This Year"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><img src='https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/ifttt.com\/images\/no_image_card.png?w=980' style='max-width:600px;' data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<div>That would be a shitty place to dump somebody&#8217;s ashes. I really hope it&#8217;s not true. 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