{"id":17779,"date":"2020-03-20T21:46:08","date_gmt":"2020-03-21T01:46:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=17779"},"modified":"2020-03-20T21:46:08","modified_gmt":"2020-03-21T01:46:08","slug":"new-york-hair-and-nail-salons-to-shut-but-booze-deemed-essential","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2020\/03\/new-york-hair-and-nail-salons-to-shut-but-booze-deemed-essential\/","title":{"rendered":"New York hair and nail salons to shut, but booze deemed ‘essential’"},"content":{"rendered":"
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It’s good to know that no matter what happens here in #Connecticut, right across the border in #NewYork they’ve got their priorities straight. Assuming they don’t close the State borders or something.<\/p>\n

Look…we all get why we gotta stay home, but you can’t expect us to do it without all the #booze we decide we require, damn it! I mean, that’s just more than any human could be expected to endure. <\/p>\n

It’s abundantly clear that #Coronavirus is pushing humanity right to the edge of civilized existence. We must resist at all costs, and strive to stay human during this crisis of human civilization!<\/p>\n

The Article ‘New York hair and nail salons to shut, but booze deemed ‘essential” originally appeared on https:\/\/www.reuters.com\/article\/us-health-coronavirus-usa-liquor\/new-york-hair-and-nail-salons-to-shut-but-booze-deemed-essential-idUSKBN2173MV?feedType=RSS&feedName=topNews<\/a>
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It’s good to know that no matter what happens here in #Connecticut, right across the border in #NewYork they’ve got their priorities straight. Assuming they don’t close the State borders or something. Look…we all get why we gotta stay home, but you can’t expect us to do it without all the #booze we decide we […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[582,586,590,589,565,587,588,585,591,456],"tags":[593,597,596,96,598,594,595,592,523,33],"class_list":["post-17779","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-2","category-editorial-2","category-imho","category-imo","category-jamiegray","category-moregray","category-myopinion","category-opinion-3","category-sharedlink","category-jamie-gray","tag-editorial","tag-imho-blogger","tag-imo","tag-jamiegray","tag-link","tag-moregray","tag-myopinion","tag-opinion","tag-blog","tag-jamie-gray"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":16293,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2018\/05\/jim-beam-heir-turns-to-pot-with-plan-for-a-cannabis-empire\/","url_meta":{"origin":17779,"position":0},"title":"Jim Beam Heir Turns to Pot With Plan for a Cannabis Empire","date":"May 14, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"#News420 I always figured it would be the tobacco industry that would try to dominate the weed industry...but if you think about it, the booze biz is an even better fit. 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