{"id":17771,"date":"2020-03-15T16:19:29","date_gmt":"2020-03-15T20:19:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=17771"},"modified":"2020-03-15T16:19:29","modified_gmt":"2020-03-15T20:19:29","slug":"cornelius-the-raggedy-unicorn-the-most-chill-containment-buddy-except-after-you-put-him-in-the-microwave-then-hes-your-take-the-chill-off-containment-buddy-seriously-very-warm-dude-unic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2020\/03\/cornelius-the-raggedy-unicorn-the-most-chill-containment-buddy-except-after-you-put-him-in-the-microwave-then-hes-your-take-the-chill-off-containment-buddy-seriously-very-warm-dude-unic\/","title":{"rendered":"Cornelius, the raggedy unicorn. The most chill containment buddy. Except after you put him in the microwave. Then he&#8217;s your &#8220;take-the-chill-off&#8221; containment buddy. Seriously. 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