{"id":17670,"date":"2019-11-04T18:14:55","date_gmt":"2019-11-04T23:14:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=17670"},"modified":"2019-11-04T18:14:55","modified_gmt":"2019-11-04T23:14:55","slug":"no-one-wants-to-give-your-kids-free-edibles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2019\/11\/no-one-wants-to-give-your-kids-free-edibles\/","title":{"rendered":"No One Wants to Give Your Kids Free Edibles"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Seriously. Nobody is giving away expensive edibles to your kids for free. What possible reason would they have to do so?
\nIt would be more likely that opiate laced treats would be handed out. At least that way there’s a chance the kids might get addicted and then be possible future customers for some ‘pusher’.
\nSince your kid can’t actually get ‘hooked on weed’ and then be manipulated into a life of addiction and worse, WHY would anyone give away their stash to strangers? Hell… you’re lucky if you get candy around here.<\/p>\n

The Article ‘No One Wants to Give Your Kids Free Edibles’ originally appeared on https:\/\/blog.norml.org\/2019\/10\/31\/no-one-wants-to-give-your-kids-free-edibles\/<\/a>
\nJamie’s comments are his own.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Seriously. Nobody is giving away expensive edibles to your kids for free. What possible reason would they have to do so? It would be more likely that opiate laced treats would be handed out. At least that way there’s a chance the kids might get addicted and then be possible future customers for some ‘pusher’. 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