{"id":17531,"date":"2019-05-23T11:00:28","date_gmt":"2019-05-23T15:00:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=17531"},"modified":"2019-05-23T11:00:28","modified_gmt":"2019-05-23T15:00:28","slug":"these-creepy-face-mites-live-in-your-pores-and-mate-when-you-sleep-geek-com","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2019\/05\/these-creepy-face-mites-live-in-your-pores-and-mate-when-you-sleep-geek-com\/","title":{"rendered":"These Creepy ‘Face Mites’ Live in Your Pores and Mate When You Sleep – Geek.com"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Face mite romance. Doing it on your face after a romantic meal of grease, pore jam and zit jizz. Just a lovely thought to consider the next time you look in the mirror. #ThisGrossPlanet<\/p>\n

“There is a good chance that you have thousands of \u201cface mites\u201d that thrive in your pores, eat away grease, and engage in mating…”<\/p>\n

The Article ‘These Creepy ‘Face Mites’ Live in Your Pores and Mate When You Sleep – Geek.com’ originally appeared on https:\/\/www.geek.com\/science\/these-creepy-face-mites-live-in-your-pores-and-mate-when-you-sleep-1788416\/?source<\/a>
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Face mite romance. Doing it on your face after a romantic meal of grease, pore jam and zit jizz. Just a lovely thought to consider the next time you look in the mirror. #ThisGrossPlanet “There is a good chance that you have thousands of \u201cface mites\u201d that thrive in your pores, eat away grease, and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[582,586,590,589,565,587,588,585,591,456],"tags":[593,597,596,96,598,594,595,592,523,33],"class_list":["post-17531","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-2","category-editorial-2","category-imho","category-imo","category-jamiegray","category-moregray","category-myopinion","category-opinion-3","category-sharedlink","category-jamie-gray","tag-editorial","tag-imho-blogger","tag-imo","tag-jamiegray","tag-link","tag-moregray","tag-myopinion","tag-opinion","tag-blog","tag-jamie-gray"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":17015,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2018\/11\/game-of-thrones-is-coming-back-to-hbo-in-april-2019-geek-com\/","url_meta":{"origin":17531,"position":0},"title":"‘Game of Thrones’ is Coming Back to HBO in April 2019 – Geek.com","date":"November 13, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"April seems so far away. #WinterIsComing (but not until the Spring). #GameOfThrones The Article ''Game of Thrones' is Coming Back to HBO in April 2019 - Geek.com' originally appeared on https:\/\/ino.to\/n7nYq7c Jamie's comments are his own.","rel":"","context":"In "#blog"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":16357,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2018\/06\/all-5-giant-salamander-species-are-under-threat-geek-com\/","url_meta":{"origin":17531,"position":1},"title":"All 5 Giant Salamander Species Are Under Threat – Geek.com","date":"June 5, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"As long as humans exist on Earth, EVERY species is under threat. 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