{"id":17450,"date":"2019-04-03T14:54:46","date_gmt":"2019-04-03T18:54:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=17450"},"modified":"2019-04-03T14:54:46","modified_gmt":"2019-04-03T18:54:46","slug":"buzz-aldrin-responds-to-plan-to-collect-his-faeces-from-the-moon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2019\/04\/buzz-aldrin-responds-to-plan-to-collect-his-faeces-from-the-moon\/","title":{"rendered":"Buzz Aldrin responds to plan to collect his faeces from the moon"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Just more evidence that we humans are gonna dump our shit…literally…anywhere and everywhere we please.
\nOK…it was the sixties. We hadn’t woke to the whole “give a hoot don’t pollute” deal yet. But did no one consider that the shit would just sit there? On the moon. Next to our flag, as if we left it there purposely to tell the rest of the Universe “look at our shit!” Forever. Or until we spend millions to go back and get it. To study it. Yeah sure. OMG, how much do we suck?
\nHistory will likely write our epitaph as: The human race were primitive beings that, despite thousands of years of evolution, were perpetually consumed with warring among themselves and shitting on everything they touched.
\nBravo humanity.<\/p>\n

The Article ‘Buzz Aldrin responds to plan to collect his faeces from the moon’ originally appeared on https:\/\/www.independent.co.uk\/life-style\/gadgets-and-tech\/news\/nasa-buzz-aldrin-moon-faeces-a8853406.html<\/a>
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Just more evidence that we humans are gonna dump our shit…literally…anywhere and everywhere we please. OK…it was the sixties. We hadn’t woke to the whole “give a hoot don’t pollute” deal yet. But did no one consider that the shit would just sit there? On the moon. Next to our flag, as if we left […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[582,586,590,589,565,587,588,585,591,456],"tags":[593,597,596,96,598,594,595,592,523,33],"class_list":["post-17450","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-2","category-editorial-2","category-imho","category-imo","category-jamiegray","category-moregray","category-myopinion","category-opinion-3","category-sharedlink","category-jamie-gray","tag-editorial","tag-imho-blogger","tag-imo","tag-jamiegray","tag-link","tag-moregray","tag-myopinion","tag-opinion","tag-blog","tag-jamie-gray"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":16758,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2018\/09\/scientists-gave-mdma-to-octopuses-and-what-happened-was-profound\/","url_meta":{"origin":17450,"position":0},"title":"Scientists Gave MDMA to Octopuses\u2014and What Happened Was Profound","date":"September 20, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"Ever wonder what would happen if you gave ecstasy to an octopus? 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