{"id":17179,"date":"2018-12-22T13:15:46","date_gmt":"2018-12-22T18:15:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=17179"},"modified":"2018-12-22T13:15:46","modified_gmt":"2018-12-22T18:15:46","slug":"apple-exec-puts-a-number-on-whats-acceptable-for-bendy-ipads","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2018\/12\/apple-exec-puts-a-number-on-whats-acceptable-for-bendy-ipads\/","title":{"rendered":"Apple exec puts a number on what’s acceptable for bendy iPads"},"content":{"rendered":"
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If you bought a new iPad and it arrived warped…bent so that it wouldn’t lie perfectly flat on the table…you’d send that shit right back to wherever the fuck you bought it…wouldn’t you?
\n#WTF Apple… you’re not the same company since Jobs left. If I were an investor (I’m not), I’d be fucking worried. Just saying.<\/p>\n

The Article ‘Apple exec puts a number on what’s acceptable for bendy iPads’ originally appeared on https:\/\/mashable.com\/article\/ipad-pro-bending-warping-chassis-dan-riccio-email\/<\/a>
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If you bought a new iPad and it arrived warped…bent so that it wouldn’t lie perfectly flat on the table…you’d send that shit right back to wherever the fuck you bought it…wouldn’t you? #WTF Apple… you’re not the same company since Jobs left. If I were an investor (I’m not), I’d be fucking worried. 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