{"id":17148,"date":"2018-12-06T15:50:36","date_gmt":"2018-12-06T20:50:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=17148"},"modified":"2018-12-06T15:50:36","modified_gmt":"2018-12-06T20:50:36","slug":"amazon-automated-machine-punctures-bear-spray-can-24-employees-hospitalized","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2018\/12\/amazon-automated-machine-punctures-bear-spray-can-24-employees-hospitalized\/","title":{"rendered":"Amazon \u201cautomated machine\u201d punctures bear spray can, 24 employees hospitalized"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><img src='https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cdn.arstechnica.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/GettyImages-969617096-760x380.jpg?resize=760%2C380&#038;ssl=1' style='max-width:600px;' data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<div>&#8220;Automated machine&#8221; attempting to &#8220;delete&#8221; inferior humans? The rise of the machines has begun&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The Article &#8216;Amazon \u201cautomated machine\u201d punctures bear spray can, 24 employees hospitalized&#8217; originally appeared on <a href=\"https:\/\/arstechnica.com\/?p=1424293\">https:\/\/arstechnica.com\/?p=1424293<\/a><br \/>\nJamie&#8217;s comments are his own.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Automated machine&#8221; attempting to &#8220;delete&#8221; inferior humans? The rise of the machines has begun&#8230; The Article &#8216;Amazon \u201cautomated machine\u201d punctures bear spray can, 24 employees hospitalized&#8217; originally appeared on https:\/\/arstechnica.com\/?p=1424293 Jamie&#8217;s comments are his own.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[582,586,590,589,565,587,588,585,591,456],"tags":[593,597,596,96,598,594,595,592,523,33],"class_list":["post-17148","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-2","category-editorial-2","category-imho","category-imo","category-jamiegray","category-moregray","category-myopinion","category-opinion-3","category-sharedlink","category-jamie-gray","tag-editorial","tag-imho-blogger","tag-imo","tag-jamiegray","tag-link","tag-moregray","tag-myopinion","tag-opinion","tag-blog","tag-jamie-gray"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":16995,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2018\/11\/ruth-bader-ginsburg-hospitalized-after-breaking-3-ribs-in-fall\/","url_meta":{"origin":17148,"position":0},"title":"Ruth Bader Ginsburg Hospitalized After Breaking 3 Ribs in Fall","date":"November 9, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"She didn't fall...I heard Brett Kavanaugh pushed her. 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