{"id":17099,"date":"2018-11-21T10:37:10","date_gmt":"2018-11-21T15:37:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=17099"},"modified":"2018-11-21T11:07:07","modified_gmt":"2018-11-21T16:07:07","slug":"body-of-handless-man-discovered-by-site-of-buried-porpoise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2018\/11\/body-of-handless-man-discovered-by-site-of-buried-porpoise\/","title":{"rendered":"Body of handless man discovered by site of buried porpoise"},"content":{"rendered":"
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…and in the weird as fuck news from around the planet: Archaeologists seek to unravel “The Mystery of the Buried Porpoise & The No-Handed Monk”.
\n#WeirdNews<\/p>\n

The Article ‘Body of handless man discovered by site of buried porpoise’ originally appeared on https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/uk-news\/2018\/nov\/21\/body-of-handless-monk-discovered-by-site-of-buried-porpoise-chapelle-dom-hue-near-guernsey<\/a>
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…and in the weird as fuck news from around the planet: Archaeologists seek to unravel “The Mystery of the Buried Porpoise & The No-Handed Monk”. #WeirdNews The Article ‘Body of handless man discovered by site of buried porpoise’ originally appeared on https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/uk-news\/2018\/nov\/21\/body-of-handless-monk-discovered-by-site-of-buried-porpoise-chapelle-dom-hue-near-guernsey Jamie’s comments are his own.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[582,586,590,589,565,587,588,585,591,456],"tags":[593,597,596,96,598,594,595,592,523,33],"class_list":["post-17099","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-2","category-editorial-2","category-imho","category-imo","category-jamiegray","category-moregray","category-myopinion","category-opinion-3","category-sharedlink","category-jamie-gray","tag-editorial","tag-imho-blogger","tag-imo","tag-jamiegray","tag-link","tag-moregray","tag-myopinion","tag-opinion","tag-blog","tag-jamie-gray"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":16642,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2018\/08\/nefarious-porpoise-frisky-dolphin-prompts-brittany-bathing-ban\/","url_meta":{"origin":17099,"position":0},"title":"Nefarious porpoise: frisky dolphin prompts Brittany bathing ban","date":"August 27, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"Dear The Guardian You cannot use 'dolphin' and 'porpoise' interchangeably, even if you did it \"on porpoise\" (sorry... couldn't resist the pun). 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The Article 'Giuliani: Trump interview with Mueller would happen 'over my dead body'' originally appeared on https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/us-news\/2018\/dec\/16\/rudy-giuliani-trump-robert-mueller-interview Jamie's comments are his own.","rel":"","context":"In "#blog"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":16789,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2018\/09\/seal-slaps-man-with-octopus\/","url_meta":{"origin":17099,"position":4},"title":"Seal slaps man with octopus","date":"September 26, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"OK...this seal went out of his way to fuck with this guy. 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