{"id":16903,"date":"2018-10-16T17:18:10","date_gmt":"2018-10-16T21:18:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=16903"},"modified":"2018-11-13T17:52:57","modified_gmt":"2018-11-13T22:52:57","slug":"a-cheese-advent-calendar-will-make-your-holidays-cheesy-and-bright","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2018\/10\/a-cheese-advent-calendar-will-make-your-holidays-cheesy-and-bright\/","title":{"rendered":"A cheese advent calendar will make your holidays cheesy and bright"},"content":{"rendered":"
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If you know me, you know I don’t give a shit about cheese…oops, I meant to say ‘Advent’.
\n#Cheese, on the other hand, is Life.
\n#IAmCheeseAlso: The #Apocalypse won’t REALLY begin until we run out of cheese.<\/p>\n

The Article ‘A cheese advent calendar will make your holidays cheesy and bright’ originally appeared on https:\/\/mashable.com\/article\/cheese-advent-calendar\/<\/a>
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If you know me, you know I don’t give a shit about cheese…oops, I meant to say ‘Advent’. #Cheese, on the other hand, is Life. #IAmCheeseAlso: The #Apocalypse won’t REALLY begin until we run out of cheese. The Article ‘A cheese advent calendar will make your holidays cheesy and bright’ originally appeared on https:\/\/mashable.com\/article\/cheese-advent-calendar\/ Jamie’s […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[582,586,590,589,565,587,588,585,591,456],"tags":[593,597,596,96,598,594,595,592,523,33],"class_list":["post-16903","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-2","category-editorial-2","category-imho","category-imo","category-jamiegray","category-moregray","category-myopinion","category-opinion-3","category-sharedlink","category-jamie-gray","tag-editorial","tag-imho-blogger","tag-imo","tag-jamiegray","tag-link","tag-moregray","tag-myopinion","tag-opinion","tag-blog","tag-jamie-gray"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":17604,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2019\/07\/its-time-to-retire-the-cheese-pull\/","url_meta":{"origin":16903,"position":0},"title":"It’s time to retire the cheese pull","date":"July 23, 2019","format":false,"excerpt":"Guess what?! 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