{"id":16901,"date":"2018-10-16T12:38:02","date_gmt":"2018-10-16T16:38:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=16901"},"modified":"2018-11-13T17:52:31","modified_gmt":"2018-11-13T22:52:31","slug":"hello-there-little-rose-why-have-you-decided-to-bloom-in-october-this-is-not-normal-botanical-behavior-nope-not-normal-at-all-i-blame-climatechange-though-im-sure-someone-will-tell-me-that-r","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2018\/10\/hello-there-little-rose-why-have-you-decided-to-bloom-in-october-this-is-not-normal-botanical-behavior-nope-not-normal-at-all-i-blame-climatechange-though-im-sure-someone-will-tell-me-that-r\/","title":{"rendered":"Hello there, little rose. Why have you decided to bloom in October? This is not normal botanical behavior. Nope. Not normal at all. I blame #ClimateChange, though I&#8217;m sure someone will tell me that roses &#8220;do this all the time&#8221;. Sure. 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