{"id":16836,"date":"2018-10-05T13:31:07","date_gmt":"2018-10-05T17:31:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=16836"},"modified":"2018-11-13T17:43:06","modified_gmt":"2018-11-13T22:43:06","slug":"trump-boarded-air-force-one-with-toilet-paper-stuck-to-his-shoe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2018\/10\/trump-boarded-air-force-one-with-toilet-paper-stuck-to-his-shoe\/","title":{"rendered":"Trump boarded Air Force One with toilet paper stuck to his shoe"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Everybody put your right hand in the shape of an L on your forehead, as President Loser shuffles by, obviously fresh out of the crapper.<\/p>\n

The Article ‘Trump boarded Air Force One with toilet paper stuck to his shoe’ originally appeared on https:\/\/mashable.com\/article\/trump-toilet-paper-shoe\/<\/a>
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Everybody put your right hand in the shape of an L on your forehead, as President Loser shuffles by, obviously fresh out of the crapper. The Article ‘Trump boarded Air Force One with toilet paper stuck to his shoe’ originally appeared on https:\/\/mashable.com\/article\/trump-toilet-paper-shoe\/ Jamie’s comments are his own.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[582,586,590,589,565,587,588,585,591,456],"tags":[593,597,596,96,598,594,595,592,523,33],"class_list":["post-16836","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-2","category-editorial-2","category-imho","category-imo","category-jamiegray","category-moregray","category-myopinion","category-opinion-3","category-sharedlink","category-jamie-gray","tag-editorial","tag-imho-blogger","tag-imo","tag-jamiegray","tag-link","tag-moregray","tag-myopinion","tag-opinion","tag-blog","tag-jamie-gray"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":17864,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2020\/05\/symbolism-behind-space-force-flag-revealed-as-trump-touts-super-duper-missile\/","url_meta":{"origin":16836,"position":0},"title":"Symbolism behind Space Force flag revealed as Trump touts ‘super duper missile’","date":"May 15, 2020","format":"image","excerpt":"He stole the fucking Star Fleet insignia for his stupid renaming of some US Air Force squadrons as \"Space Force\". 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