{"id":16789,"date":"2018-09-26T18:10:18","date_gmt":"2018-09-26T22:10:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=16789"},"modified":"2018-11-13T17:36:21","modified_gmt":"2018-11-13T22:36:21","slug":"seal-slaps-man-with-octopus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2018\/09\/seal-slaps-man-with-octopus\/","title":{"rendered":"Seal slaps man with octopus"},"content":{"rendered":"
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OK…this seal went out of his way to fuck with this guy. What could he have possibly done to that seal to deserve an octoslap ?!? #Octoslap<\/p>\n

The Article ‘Seal slaps man with octopus’ originally appeared on https:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/news\/world-asia-45660839<\/a>
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OK…this seal went out of his way to fuck with this guy. What could he have possibly done to that seal to deserve an octoslap ?!? #Octoslap The Article ‘Seal slaps man with octopus’ originally appeared on https:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/news\/world-asia-45660839 Jamie’s comments are his own.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[582,586,590,589,565,587,588,585,591,456],"tags":[593,597,596,96,598,594,595,592,523,33],"class_list":["post-16789","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-2","category-editorial-2","category-imho","category-imo","category-jamiegray","category-moregray","category-myopinion","category-opinion-3","category-sharedlink","category-jamie-gray","tag-editorial","tag-imho-blogger","tag-imo","tag-jamiegray","tag-link","tag-moregray","tag-myopinion","tag-opinion","tag-blog","tag-jamie-gray"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":16758,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2018\/09\/scientists-gave-mdma-to-octopuses-and-what-happened-was-profound\/","url_meta":{"origin":16789,"position":0},"title":"Scientists Gave MDMA to Octopuses\u2014and What Happened Was Profound","date":"September 20, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"Ever wonder what would happen if you gave ecstasy to an octopus? 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