{"id":16710,"date":"2018-09-11T17:53:18","date_gmt":"2018-09-11T21:53:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=16710"},"modified":"2018-09-11T17:53:18","modified_gmt":"2018-09-11T21:53:18","slug":"hero-fights-off-weed-dispensary-robbers-with-a-bong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2018\/09\/hero-fights-off-weed-dispensary-robbers-with-a-bong\/","title":{"rendered":"Hero fights off weed dispensary robbers with a bong"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Apparently, in Canada they rob dispensaries with BEAR SPRAY. Now, I’m not sure what bear spray is exactly…but I think that if it’s supposed to ward off bears, it must be some nasty shit to get sprayed with…if not exactly a lethal weapon.
\nPersonally…I think the bong makes a much better weapon. So did the robbers, eh.<\/p>\n

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Apparently, in Canada they rob dispensaries with BEAR SPRAY. Now, I’m not sure what bear spray is exactly…but I think that if it’s supposed to ward off bears, it must be some nasty shit to get sprayed with…if not exactly a lethal weapon. Personally…I think the bong makes a much better weapon. 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