{"id":16642,"date":"2018-08-27T13:27:53","date_gmt":"2018-08-27T17:27:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=16642"},"modified":"2018-08-27T13:27:53","modified_gmt":"2018-08-27T17:27:53","slug":"nefarious-porpoise-frisky-dolphin-prompts-brittany-bathing-ban","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2018\/08\/nefarious-porpoise-frisky-dolphin-prompts-brittany-bathing-ban\/","title":{"rendered":"Nefarious porpoise: frisky dolphin prompts Brittany bathing ban"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Dear The Guardian
\nYou cannot use ‘dolphin’ and ‘porpoise’ interchangeably, even if you did it “on porpoise” (sorry… couldn’t resist the pun).
\nThey are decidedly NOT the same thing. Do you even have an editor?<\/p>\n

The Article ‘Nefarious porpoise: frisky dolphin prompts Brittany bathing ban’ originally appeared on https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/world\/2018\/aug\/27\/single-porpoise-frisky-dolphin-zafar-prompts-brittany-swimming-ban<\/a>
\nJamie’s comments are his own.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dear The Guardian You cannot use ‘dolphin’ and ‘porpoise’ interchangeably, even if you did it “on porpoise” (sorry… couldn’t resist the pun). They are decidedly NOT the same thing. Do you even have an editor? The Article ‘Nefarious porpoise: frisky dolphin prompts Brittany bathing ban’ originally appeared on https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/world\/2018\/aug\/27\/single-porpoise-frisky-dolphin-zafar-prompts-brittany-swimming-ban Jamie’s comments are his own.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[582,586,590,589,565,587,588,585,591,456],"tags":[593,597,596,96,598,594,595,592,523,33],"class_list":["post-16642","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-2","category-editorial-2","category-imho","category-imo","category-jamiegray","category-moregray","category-myopinion","category-opinion-3","category-sharedlink","category-jamie-gray","tag-editorial","tag-imho-blogger","tag-imo","tag-jamiegray","tag-link","tag-moregray","tag-myopinion","tag-opinion","tag-blog","tag-jamie-gray"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":17099,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2018\/11\/body-of-handless-man-discovered-by-site-of-buried-porpoise\/","url_meta":{"origin":16642,"position":0},"title":"Body of handless man discovered by site of buried porpoise","date":"November 21, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"...and in the weird as fuck news from around the planet: Archaeologists seek to unravel \"The Mystery of the Buried Porpoise & The No-Handed Monk\". #WeirdNews The Article 'Body of handless man discovered by site of buried porpoise' originally appeared on https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/uk-news\/2018\/nov\/21\/body-of-handless-monk-discovered-by-site-of-buried-porpoise-chapelle-dom-hue-near-guernsey Jamie's comments are his own.","rel":"","context":"In "#blog"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":16640,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2018\/08\/swimmers-warned-to-avoid-randy-dolphin-who-likes-rubbing-himself-against-them\/","url_meta":{"origin":16642,"position":1},"title":"Swimmers warned to avoid ‘randy’ dolphin who likes rubbing himself against them","date":"August 27, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"Unless you want to be humped by a dolphin...Just like what happened to Hank Hill on #KingOfTheHill Avoid horny dolphins, or become a cartoon copycat. 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