{"id":16640,"date":"2018-08-27T12:15:15","date_gmt":"2018-08-27T16:15:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=16640"},"modified":"2018-08-27T12:15:15","modified_gmt":"2018-08-27T16:15:15","slug":"swimmers-warned-to-avoid-randy-dolphin-who-likes-rubbing-himself-against-them","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2018\/08\/swimmers-warned-to-avoid-randy-dolphin-who-likes-rubbing-himself-against-them\/","title":{"rendered":"Swimmers warned to avoid ‘randy’ dolphin who likes rubbing himself against them"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Unless you want to be humped by a dolphin…Just like what happened to Hank Hill on #KingOfTheHill
\nAvoid horny dolphins, or become a cartoon copycat.<\/p>\n

The Article ‘Swimmers warned to avoid ‘randy’ dolphin who likes rubbing himself against them’ originally appeared on http:\/\/www.independent.co.uk\/news\/world\/europe\/dolphin-zafar-brittany-waters-france-warning-le-telegramme-a8509901.html<\/a>
\nJamie’s comments are his own.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Unless you want to be humped by a dolphin…Just like what happened to Hank Hill on #KingOfTheHill Avoid horny dolphins, or become a cartoon copycat. The Article ‘Swimmers warned to avoid ‘randy’ dolphin who likes rubbing himself against them’ originally appeared on http:\/\/www.independent.co.uk\/news\/world\/europe\/dolphin-zafar-brittany-waters-france-warning-le-telegramme-a8509901.html Jamie’s comments are his own.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[582,586,590,589,565,587,588,585,591,456],"tags":[593,597,596,96,598,594,595,592,523,33],"class_list":["post-16640","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-2","category-editorial-2","category-imho","category-imo","category-jamiegray","category-moregray","category-myopinion","category-opinion-3","category-sharedlink","category-jamie-gray","tag-editorial","tag-imho-blogger","tag-imo","tag-jamiegray","tag-link","tag-moregray","tag-myopinion","tag-opinion","tag-blog","tag-jamie-gray"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":16642,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2018\/08\/nefarious-porpoise-frisky-dolphin-prompts-brittany-bathing-ban\/","url_meta":{"origin":16640,"position":0},"title":"Nefarious porpoise: frisky dolphin prompts Brittany bathing ban","date":"August 27, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"Dear The Guardian You cannot use 'dolphin' and 'porpoise' interchangeably, even if you did it \"on porpoise\" (sorry... couldn't resist the pun). 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