{"id":16604,"date":"2018-08-14T14:33:26","date_gmt":"2018-08-14T18:33:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=16604"},"modified":"2018-08-14T14:33:26","modified_gmt":"2018-08-14T18:33:26","slug":"this-thirsty-bear-made-a-pit-stop-at-the-liquor-store","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2018\/08\/this-thirsty-bear-made-a-pit-stop-at-the-liquor-store\/","title":{"rendered":"This Thirsty Bear Made a Pit Stop at the Liquor Store"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Bears in Connecticut tire of sobriety…head for the liquor store.
\nHey…Can you blame them?<\/p>\n

The Article ‘This Thirsty Bear Made a Pit Stop at the Liquor Store’ originally appeared on http:\/\/time.com\/5366747\/bear-liquor-store\/<\/a>
\nJamie’s comments are his own.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Bears in Connecticut tire of sobriety…head for the liquor store. Hey…Can you blame them? The Article ‘This Thirsty Bear Made a Pit Stop at the Liquor Store’ originally appeared on http:\/\/time.com\/5366747\/bear-liquor-store\/ Jamie’s comments are his own.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[582,586,590,589,565,587,588,585,591,456],"tags":[593,597,596,96,598,594,595,592,523,33],"class_list":["post-16604","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-2","category-editorial-2","category-imho","category-imo","category-jamiegray","category-moregray","category-myopinion","category-opinion-3","category-sharedlink","category-jamie-gray","tag-editorial","tag-imho-blogger","tag-imo","tag-jamiegray","tag-link","tag-moregray","tag-myopinion","tag-opinion","tag-blog","tag-jamie-gray"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":16265,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2018\/05\/a-man-was-mauled-to-death-while-trying-to-take-selfie-with-a-wild-bear\/","url_meta":{"origin":16604,"position":0},"title":"A man was mauled to death while trying to take selfie with a wild bear","date":"May 4, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"Darwinian justice? 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