{"id":16600,"date":"2018-08-10T20:22:25","date_gmt":"2018-08-11T00:22:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=16600"},"modified":"2018-08-10T20:22:25","modified_gmt":"2018-08-11T00:22:25","slug":"german-man-calls-police-because-he-was-being-chased-by-baby-squirrel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2018\/08\/german-man-calls-police-because-he-was-being-chased-by-baby-squirrel\/","title":{"rendered":"German man calls police because he was being chased by baby squirrel"},"content":{"rendered":"
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When nature attacks. This week: Terror by Squirrel<\/p>\n

The Article ‘German man calls police because he was being chased by baby squirrel’ originally appeared on http:\/\/www.independent.co.uk\/news\/world\/europe\/baby-squirrel-chases-man-calls-police-germany-rescue-orphan-karlsruhe-a8487026.html<\/a>
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When nature attacks. This week: Terror by Squirrel The Article ‘German man calls police because he was being chased by baby squirrel’ originally appeared on http:\/\/www.independent.co.uk\/news\/world\/europe\/baby-squirrel-chases-man-calls-police-germany-rescue-orphan-karlsruhe-a8487026.html Jamie’s comments are his own.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[582,586,590,589,565,587,588,585,591,456],"tags":[593,597,596,96,598,594,595,592,523,33],"class_list":["post-16600","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-2","category-editorial-2","category-imho","category-imo","category-jamiegray","category-moregray","category-myopinion","category-opinion-3","category-sharedlink","category-jamie-gray","tag-editorial","tag-imho-blogger","tag-imo","tag-jamiegray","tag-link","tag-moregray","tag-myopinion","tag-opinion","tag-blog","tag-jamie-gray"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":16588,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2018\/08\/mickey-hart-calls-for-global-moment-of-gratitude-in-honor-of-jerry-garcia\/","url_meta":{"origin":16600,"position":0},"title":"Mickey Hart Calls For Global Moment Of Gratitude In Honor Of Jerry Garcia","date":"August 8, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"8\/9 is tomorrow...a moment world gratitude would be good. #AlwaysGrateful The Article 'Mickey Hart Calls For Global Moment Of Gratitude In Honor Of Jerry Garcia' originally appeared on https:\/\/www.jambase.com\/article\/mickey-hart-calls-for-global-moment-of-gratitude-in-honor-of-jerry-garcia Jamie's comments are his own.","rel":"","context":"In "#blog"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":16283,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2018\/05\/police-called-on-black-student-sleeping-in-her-dorm-at-yale\/","url_meta":{"origin":16600,"position":1},"title":"Police called on black student sleeping in her dorm at Yale","date":"May 10, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"What the fuck is wrong with you privileged white fucks? #RacismSucks #N0H8 #Yale #CT #Racism The Article 'Police called on black student sleeping in her dorm at Yale' originally appeared on https:\/\/www.yahoo.com\/news\/police-called-black-student-sleeping-135425994.html Jamie's comments are his own.","rel":"","context":"In "#blog"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":17356,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2019\/03\/former-white-house-lawyer-ty-cobb-calls-mueller-an-american-hero\/","url_meta":{"origin":16600,"position":2},"title":"Former White House lawyer Ty Cobb calls Mueller ‘an American hero’","date":"March 8, 2019","format":false,"excerpt":"Let's see what Mueller's got before we start throwing him parades and giving out trophies. 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