{"id":16600,"date":"2018-08-10T20:22:25","date_gmt":"2018-08-11T00:22:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=16600"},"modified":"2018-08-10T20:22:25","modified_gmt":"2018-08-11T00:22:25","slug":"german-man-calls-police-because-he-was-being-chased-by-baby-squirrel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2018\/08\/german-man-calls-police-because-he-was-being-chased-by-baby-squirrel\/","title":{"rendered":"German man calls police because he was being chased by baby squirrel"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><img src='https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/static.independent.co.uk\/s3fs-public\/thumbnails\/image\/2018\/08\/10\/20\/squirrel-chase.jpg?w=980&#038;ssl=1' style='max-width:600px;' data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<div>When nature attacks. This week: Terror by Squirrel<\/p>\n<p>The Article &#8216;German man calls police because he was being chased by baby squirrel&#8217; originally appeared on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.independent.co.uk\/news\/world\/europe\/baby-squirrel-chases-man-calls-police-germany-rescue-orphan-karlsruhe-a8487026.html\">http:\/\/www.independent.co.uk\/news\/world\/europe\/baby-squirrel-chases-man-calls-police-germany-rescue-orphan-karlsruhe-a8487026.html<\/a><br \/>\nJamie&#8217;s comments are his own.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When nature attacks. This week: Terror by Squirrel The Article &#8216;German man calls police because he was being chased by baby squirrel&#8217; originally appeared on http:\/\/www.independent.co.uk\/news\/world\/europe\/baby-squirrel-chases-man-calls-police-germany-rescue-orphan-karlsruhe-a8487026.html Jamie&#8217;s comments are his own.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[582,586,590,589,565,587,588,585,591,456],"tags":[593,597,596,96,598,594,595,592,523,33],"class_list":["post-16600","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-2","category-editorial-2","category-imho","category-imo","category-jamiegray","category-moregray","category-myopinion","category-opinion-3","category-sharedlink","category-jamie-gray","tag-editorial","tag-imho-blogger","tag-imo","tag-jamiegray","tag-link","tag-moregray","tag-myopinion","tag-opinion","tag-blog","tag-jamie-gray"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":17617,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2019\/08\/17617\/","url_meta":{"origin":16600,"position":0},"title":"What's YOUR trip, man? 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