{"id":16343,"date":"2018-05-28T11:59:18","date_gmt":"2018-05-28T15:59:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=16343"},"modified":"2018-05-28T11:59:18","modified_gmt":"2018-05-28T15:59:18","slug":"here-are-some-free-ideas-to-help-sex-up-other-toys-for-national-masturbation-day-im-so-so-sorry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2018\/05\/here-are-some-free-ideas-to-help-sex-up-other-toys-for-national-masturbation-day-im-so-so-sorry\/","title":{"rendered":"Here are some free ideas to help sex-up other toys for National Masturbation Day (I’m so, so sorry)"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Happy National Masturbation Day.
\nNo, I don’t need to know how you plan to celebrate, thanks.<\/p>\n

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Happy National Masturbation Day. No, I don’t need to know how you plan to celebrate, thanks. The Article ‘Here are some free ideas to help sex-up other toys for National Masturbation Day (I’m so, so sorry)’ originally appeared on https:\/\/thenextweb.com\/distract\/2018\/05\/28\/here-are-some-free-ideas-to-help-sex-up-other-toys-for-national-masturbation-day-im-so-so-sorry\/ Jamie’s comments are his own.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[582,586,590,589,565,587,588,585,591,456],"tags":[593,597,596,96,598,594,595,592,523,33],"class_list":["post-16343","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-2","category-editorial-2","category-imho","category-imo","category-jamiegray","category-moregray","category-myopinion","category-opinion-3","category-sharedlink","category-jamie-gray","tag-editorial","tag-imho-blogger","tag-imo","tag-jamiegray","tag-link","tag-moregray","tag-myopinion","tag-opinion","tag-blog","tag-jamie-gray"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":16455,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2018\/06\/im-sorry-dave-talking-ai-companion-robot-cimon-heads-to-iss\/","url_meta":{"origin":16343,"position":0},"title":"\u2018I\u2019m sorry, Dave\u2019: Talking AI companion robot CIMON heads to ISS","date":"June 29, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"Dave's not here, man. 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