{"id":16243,"date":"2018-04-30T10:16:14","date_gmt":"2018-04-30T14:16:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=16243"},"modified":"2018-04-30T10:16:14","modified_gmt":"2018-04-30T14:16:14","slug":"worlds-oldest-spider-dies-aged-43-after-attack-by-wasp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2018\/04\/worlds-oldest-spider-dies-aged-43-after-attack-by-wasp\/","title":{"rendered":"World&#8217;s oldest spider dies, aged 43, after attack by wasp"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><img src='https:\/\/lh6.googleusercontent.com\/proxy\/NBWdIeWSxLCU88qsWZHU1Yqwtp5ne-kPdQ_YeWDMjq7cGSvB8OX-EoFzIW0RzvHbTFzJOOqu3Eg5L45abzETBlOcceu_EVNmoibnT38jTU_AEPCwz_w7k4nCx0FRB4NeHrt7ixc6Rm1dT4iSbVkLX8g9ezHucB6LTrZ0dsM=w1200-h630-p-k-no-nu' style='max-width:600px;' \/><\/p>\n<div>Wasp kills oldest spider in the world.<br \/>\nFucking wasps are ALL assholes.<\/p>\n<p>The Article &#8216;World&#8217;s oldest spider dies, aged 43, after attack by wasp&#8217; originally appeared on <a href=\"https:\/\/droolindognews.blogspot.com\/2018\/04\/worlds-oldest-spider-dies-aged-43-after.html\">https:\/\/droolindognews.blogspot.com\/2018\/04\/worlds-oldest-spider-dies-aged-43-after.html<\/a><br \/>\nJamie&#8217;s comments are his own.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wasp kills oldest spider in the world. 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