{"id":16207,"date":"2018-04-20T16:28:11","date_gmt":"2018-04-20T20:28:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=16207"},"modified":"2018-04-20T16:28:11","modified_gmt":"2018-04-20T20:28:11","slug":"colony-of-beautiful-doomed-purple-octopuses-found-off-costa-rica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2018\/04\/colony-of-beautiful-doomed-purple-octopuses-found-off-costa-rica\/","title":{"rendered":"Colony of Beautiful, Doomed Purple Octopuses Found Off Costa Rica"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><img src='https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/ifttt.com\/images\/no_image_card.png?w=980' style='max-width:600px;' data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<div>Doomed. \ud83d\ude41 Poor little cephalopods.<br \/>\n#DidYouKnow: Most octopii are smarter than Donald Trump.<br \/>\n#TheMoreYouKnow #FunFacts #SomeFactsMayBeLies<\/p>\n<p>The Article &#8216;Colony of Beautiful, Doomed Purple Octopuses Found Off Costa Rica&#8217; originally appeared on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.smithsonianmag.com\/smart-news\/colony-beautiful-doomed-purple-octopuses-found-costa-rica-180968858\/\">https:\/\/www.smithsonianmag.com\/smart-news\/colony-beautiful-doomed-purple-octopuses-found-costa-rica-180968858\/<\/a><br \/>\nJamie&#8217;s comments are his own.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doomed. \ud83d\ude41 Poor little cephalopods. #DidYouKnow: Most octopii are smarter than Donald Trump. #TheMoreYouKnow #FunFacts #SomeFactsMayBeLies The Article &#8216;Colony of Beautiful, Doomed Purple Octopuses Found Off Costa Rica&#8217; originally appeared on https:\/\/www.smithsonianmag.com\/smart-news\/colony-beautiful-doomed-purple-octopuses-found-costa-rica-180968858\/ Jamie&#8217;s comments are his own.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[582,586,590,589,565,587,588,585,591,456],"tags":[593,597,596,96,598,594,595,592,523,33],"class_list":["post-16207","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-2","category-editorial-2","category-imho","category-imo","category-jamiegray","category-moregray","category-myopinion","category-opinion-3","category-sharedlink","category-jamie-gray","tag-editorial","tag-imho-blogger","tag-imo","tag-jamiegray","tag-link","tag-moregray","tag-myopinion","tag-opinion","tag-blog","tag-jamie-gray"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":16758,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2018\/09\/scientists-gave-mdma-to-octopuses-and-what-happened-was-profound\/","url_meta":{"origin":16207,"position":0},"title":"Scientists Gave MDMA to Octopuses\u2014and What Happened Was Profound","date":"September 20, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"Ever wonder what would happen if you gave ecstasy to an octopus? 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