{"id":15776,"date":"2018-02-21T11:13:08","date_gmt":"2018-02-21T16:13:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=15776"},"modified":"2018-02-21T11:13:08","modified_gmt":"2018-02-21T16:13:08","slug":"girl-calls-over-dolphins-using-a-comb-and-a-toothpick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2018\/02\/girl-calls-over-dolphins-using-a-comb-and-a-toothpick\/","title":{"rendered":"Girl calls over dolphins using a comb and a toothpick"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><img src='https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media.boingboing.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Screen-Shot-2018-02-20-at-9.26.47-AM.png?w=980&#038;ssl=1' style='max-width:600px;' data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<div>Goodbye and thanks for all the fish&#8230;<br \/>\nI&#8217;m sure they&#8217;ll miss us when they leave our stupid asses behind.<\/p>\n<p>Girl calls over dolphins using a comb and a toothpick<\/p>\n<p>The Article &#8216;Girl calls over dolphins using a comb and a toothpick&#8217; originally appeared on <a href=\"https:\/\/boingboing.net\/2018\/02\/21\/girl-calls-over-dolphins-using.html?utm_content=buffer39b2d&#038;utm_medium=social&#038;utm_source=facebook.com&#038;utm_campaign=buffer\">https:\/\/boingboing.net\/2018\/02\/21\/girl-calls-over-dolphins-using.html?utm_content=buffer39b2d&#038;utm_medium=social&#038;utm_source=facebook.com&#038;utm_campaign=buffer<\/a><br \/>\nJamie&#8217;s comments are his own.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Goodbye and thanks for all the fish&#8230; I&#8217;m sure they&#8217;ll miss us when they leave our stupid asses behind. 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