{"id":15623,"date":"2018-02-08T11:59:11","date_gmt":"2018-02-08T16:59:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=15623"},"modified":"2018-02-08T11:59:11","modified_gmt":"2018-02-08T16:59:11","slug":"student-flushes-emotional-support-hamster-down-toilet-after-airline-refuses-to-allow-rodent-on-flight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2018\/02\/student-flushes-emotional-support-hamster-down-toilet-after-airline-refuses-to-allow-rodent-on-flight\/","title":{"rendered":"Student flushes emotional support hamster down toilet after airline refuses to allow rodent on flight"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><img src='https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/static.independent.co.uk\/s3fs-public\/thumbnails\/image\/2018\/02\/08\/15\/screen-shot-2018-02-08-at-10.40.23.png?w=980&#038;ssl=1' style='max-width:600px;' data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<div>Poor little rodent. There&#8217;s one student that needs their human card revoked. Asshole.<br \/>\nAnd just because you cried about it doesn&#8217;t make it better. You could&#8217;ve just let the little fucker go&#8230;at least he would&#8217;ve stood a chance dodging shoes and golf carts in the terminal.<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s what a normal person would do&#8230;let the airport find him, and now he&#8217;s THEIR problem.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.independent.co.uk\/life-style\/student-hamster-flush-toilet-emotional-support-animal-killed-spirit-airline-flight-miami-baltimore-a8200911.html?utm_content=bufferdf6e6&#038;utm_medium=social&#038;utm_source=facebook.com&#038;utm_campaign=buffer\">http:\/\/www.independent.co.uk\/life-style\/student-hamster-flush-toilet-emotional-support-animal-killed-spirit-airline-flight-miami-baltimore-a8200911.html?utm_content=bufferdf6e6&#038;utm_medium=social&#038;utm_source=facebook.com&#038;utm_campaign=buffer<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Poor little rodent. There&#8217;s one student that needs their human card revoked. Asshole. And just because you cried about it doesn&#8217;t make it better. You could&#8217;ve just let the little fucker go&#8230;at least he would&#8217;ve stood a chance dodging shoes and golf carts in the terminal. That&#8217;s what a normal person would do&#8230;let the airport [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[14,480,456,132,429],"tags":[523,159,33,530,552],"class_list":["post-15623","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","category-facebook","category-jamie-gray","category-news","category-shared-link","tag-blog","tag-facebook","tag-jamie-gray","tag-news","tag-shared"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":9910,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2016\/10\/get-to-know-the-capybara-the-worlds-biggest-chillest-rodent\/","url_meta":{"origin":15623,"position":0},"title":"Get to Know the Capybara, the World\u2019s Biggest, Chillest Rodent","date":"October 17, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"Monster Rat!! 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