{"id":15623,"date":"2018-02-08T11:59:11","date_gmt":"2018-02-08T16:59:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=15623"},"modified":"2018-02-08T11:59:11","modified_gmt":"2018-02-08T16:59:11","slug":"student-flushes-emotional-support-hamster-down-toilet-after-airline-refuses-to-allow-rodent-on-flight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2018\/02\/student-flushes-emotional-support-hamster-down-toilet-after-airline-refuses-to-allow-rodent-on-flight\/","title":{"rendered":"Student flushes emotional support hamster down toilet after airline refuses to allow rodent on flight"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Poor little rodent. There’s one student that needs their human card revoked. Asshole.
\nAnd just because you cried about it doesn’t make it better. You could’ve just let the little fucker go…at least he would’ve stood a chance dodging shoes and golf carts in the terminal.
\nThat’s what a normal person would do…let the airport find him, and now he’s THEIR problem.<\/p>\n

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Poor little rodent. There’s one student that needs their human card revoked. Asshole. And just because you cried about it doesn’t make it better. You could’ve just let the little fucker go…at least he would’ve stood a chance dodging shoes and golf carts in the terminal. 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