{"id":15601,"date":"2018-02-05T16:28:20","date_gmt":"2018-02-05T21:28:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=15601"},"modified":"2018-02-05T16:28:20","modified_gmt":"2018-02-05T21:28:20","slug":"tired-of-broken-eggs-google-might-have-a-solution-with-a-new-patent-design","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2018\/02\/tired-of-broken-eggs-google-might-have-a-solution-with-a-new-patent-design\/","title":{"rendered":"Tired of broken eggs? Google might have a solution with a new patent design"},"content":{"rendered":"
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No more broken eggs? Sure ok.
\nWait…why is #Google interested in broken eggs, anyway?<\/p>\n

http:\/\/bit.ly\/2E2QmcF<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

No more broken eggs? Sure ok. Wait…why is #Google interested in broken eggs, anyway? http:\/\/bit.ly\/2E2QmcF<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[14,480,456,132,429],"tags":[523,159,33,530,552],"class_list":["post-15601","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","category-facebook","category-jamie-gray","category-news","category-shared-link","tag-blog","tag-facebook","tag-jamie-gray","tag-news","tag-shared"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":13112,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/04\/are-eggs-healthy\/","url_meta":{"origin":15601,"position":0},"title":"Are eggs healthy?","date":"April 14, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"Of course they are. 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