{"id":15597,"date":"2018-02-05T11:49:22","date_gmt":"2018-02-05T16:49:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=15597"},"modified":"2018-02-05T11:49:22","modified_gmt":"2018-02-05T16:49:22","slug":"flat-earth-rocketeer-once-again-fails-to-launch-himself-into-the-sky-at-500-mph","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2018\/02\/flat-earth-rocketeer-once-again-fails-to-launch-himself-into-the-sky-at-500-mph\/","title":{"rendered":"Flat Earth Rocketeer Once Again Fails to Launch Himself Into the Sky at 500 MPH"},"content":{"rendered":"
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It’s not his fault the rocket wouldn’t start. Well, technically it is, because he built it and everything.
\nI really can’t wait to see what happens when someone dumb enough to believe the Earth is flat launches themselves into space. Because that amount of ignorance about science & astrophysics theories should have an interesting effect on the navigation of a spacecraft.
\nIt should be a good shit show…if he ever actually lifts off.<\/p>\n

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It’s not his fault the rocket wouldn’t start. Well, technically it is, because he built it and everything. I really can’t wait to see what happens when someone dumb enough to believe the Earth is flat launches themselves into space. Because that amount of ignorance about science & astrophysics theories should have an interesting effect […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[14,480,456,132,429],"tags":[523,159,33,530,552],"class_list":["post-15597","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","category-facebook","category-jamie-gray","category-news","category-shared-link","tag-blog","tag-facebook","tag-jamie-gray","tag-news","tag-shared"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":15966,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2018\/03\/neil-degrasse-tyson-disproves-the-flat-earth-theory\/","url_meta":{"origin":15597,"position":0},"title":"Neil deGrasse Tyson Disproves The Flat Earth Theory","date":"March 11, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"I'm sure that #flatearthers and deniers of all flavors will remain unconvinced, but for the rest of us who are actually able to process logic and reason, Neil deGrasse Tyson nails it down. #ScienceBitches The Article 'Neil deGrasse Tyson Disproves The Flat Earth Theory' originally appeared on http:\/\/www.techtimes.com\/articles\/222790\/20180311\/neil-degrasse-tyson-disproves-the-flat-earth-theory.htm Jamie's comments\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "blog"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":14948,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/11\/man-who-thinks-the-earth-is-flat-will-launch-himself-in-a-rocket-he-built-in-his-own-backyard\/","url_meta":{"origin":15597,"position":1},"title":"Man who thinks the earth is flat will launch himself in a rocket he built in his own backyard","date":"November 23, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"This Saturday we at last get to resolve to the age old dispute as to whether or not #IdiotsCanFly #ItISRocketScience Man who thinks the earth is flat will launch himself in a rocket he built in his own backyardhttp:\/\/bit.ly\/2zxwsnX","rel":"","context":"In "blog"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":12997,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/04\/northern-exposure-nasa-documents-ice-loss-in-the-arctic\/","url_meta":{"origin":15597,"position":2},"title":"Northern exposure: NASA documents ice loss in the Arctic","date":"April 3, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"Nope. 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