{"id":15460,"date":"2018-01-25T12:42:13","date_gmt":"2018-01-25T17:42:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=15460"},"modified":"2018-01-25T12:42:13","modified_gmt":"2018-01-25T17:42:13","slug":"so-theres-a-banana-with-an-edible-peel-now-if-you-were-keen-for-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2018\/01\/so-theres-a-banana-with-an-edible-peel-now-if-you-were-keen-for-that\/","title":{"rendered":"So there’s a banana with an edible peel now, if you were keen for that"},"content":{"rendered":"
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#Bananas with an edible peel? Hmm.
\nI think they’re just market testing new bananas on us. They need to replace the current banana…all bananas are pretty much one type…because they’ve inbred the existing commercial banana into it’s own doom, soon to succumb to pathogenic extinction due lack of diversity…all thanks to human mismanagement.
\nHumans should really try NOT to manage things whenever possible…we do a piss poor job, especially when it comes to planning ahead more than say, 10 years.<\/p>\n

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#Bananas with an edible peel? Hmm. I think they’re just market testing new bananas on us. They need to replace the current banana…all bananas are pretty much one type…because they’ve inbred the existing commercial banana into it’s own doom, soon to succumb to pathogenic extinction due lack of diversity…all thanks to human mismanagement. Humans should […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[14,480,456,132,429],"tags":[523,159,33,530,552],"class_list":["post-15460","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","category-facebook","category-jamie-gray","category-news","category-shared-link","tag-blog","tag-facebook","tag-jamie-gray","tag-news","tag-shared"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":16480,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2018\/07\/why-we-may-soon-have-no-bananas-again\/","url_meta":{"origin":15460,"position":0},"title":"Why we may soon have no bananas (again)","date":"July 5, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"Did you know that bananas are about to go extinct...again? 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