{"id":15326,"date":"2018-01-09T11:49:19","date_gmt":"2018-01-09T16:49:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=15326"},"modified":"2018-01-09T11:49:19","modified_gmt":"2018-01-09T16:49:19","slug":"man-starts-flat-fire-by-burning-spider","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2018\/01\/man-starts-flat-fire-by-burning-spider\/","title":{"rendered":"Man starts flat fire ‘by burning spider’"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Lesson of the day:
\nIf you try and burn a giant spider with a blowtorch, make sure you kill it, so it can’t run away and climb in your bed…while burning. #oops<\/p>\n

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Lesson of the day: If you try and burn a giant spider with a blowtorch, make sure you kill it, so it can’t run away and climb in your bed…while burning. #oops http:\/\/bbc.in\/2qLelHi<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[14,480,456,132,429],"tags":[523,159,33,530,552],"class_list":["post-15326","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","category-facebook","category-jamie-gray","category-news","category-shared-link","tag-blog","tag-facebook","tag-jamie-gray","tag-news","tag-shared"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":11134,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2016\/11\/dozens-of-angry-bees-attack-giant-spider-in-incredible-footage\/","url_meta":{"origin":15326,"position":0},"title":"Dozens of angry bees attack giant spider in incredible footage","date":"November 29, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"Big bad spider gets buzzed by beeshttp:\/\/bit.ly\/2ggg7t7","rel":"","context":"In "blog"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":9244,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2016\/09\/spider-manages-to-flip-over-car-with-drivers-help\/","url_meta":{"origin":15326,"position":1},"title":"Spider manages to flip over car \u2026 with driver\u2019s help","date":"September 22, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"How did the spider flip the car? 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