{"id":15194,"date":"2017-12-21T19:33:12","date_gmt":"2017-12-22T00:33:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=15194"},"modified":"2017-12-21T19:33:12","modified_gmt":"2017-12-22T00:33:12","slug":"yes-monkeys-are-having-sex-with-deer-why-would-they-do-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/12\/yes-monkeys-are-having-sex-with-deer-why-would-they-do-that\/","title":{"rendered":"Yes, monkeys are having sex with deer. Why would they do that?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><img src='https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.popsci.com\/sites\/popsci.com\/files\/styles\/opengraph_1_91x1\/public\/images\/2017\/12\/depositphotos_69330955_original.jpg?w=980&#038;ssl=1' style='max-width:600px;' data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<div>Could you imagine the offspring if the species could reproduce together? Monkey-Deer mutants, that can climb up into the tree blinds and rip the rifle out of the hunter&#8217;s unsuspecting grubbies, then beat &#8217;em over the head with his own gun.<br \/>\nCool.  Extreme Natural Selection&#8230;I like it.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/2Dt3TGD\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/2Dt3TGD<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Could you imagine the offspring if the species could reproduce together? Monkey-Deer mutants, that can climb up into the tree blinds and rip the rifle out of the hunter&#8217;s unsuspecting grubbies, then beat &#8217;em over the head with his own gun. Cool. Extreme Natural Selection&#8230;I like it. http:\/\/bit.ly\/2Dt3TGD<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[14,480,456,132,429],"tags":[523,159,33,530,552],"class_list":["post-15194","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","category-facebook","category-jamie-gray","category-news","category-shared-link","tag-blog","tag-facebook","tag-jamie-gray","tag-news","tag-shared"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":10965,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2016\/11\/pedestrian-hit-by-flying-deer-in-tennessee\/","url_meta":{"origin":15194,"position":0},"title":"Pedestrian hit by flying deer in Tennessee","date":"November 18, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"Deer gets hit by car. 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