{"id":15156,"date":"2017-12-14T18:54:14","date_gmt":"2017-12-14T23:54:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=15156"},"modified":"2017-12-14T18:54:14","modified_gmt":"2017-12-14T23:54:14","slug":"stunned-drivers-watch-herd-of-deer-leap-to-their-deaths-off-bridge-droolin-dog-dot-net","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/12\/stunned-drivers-watch-herd-of-deer-leap-to-their-deaths-off-bridge-droolin-dog-dot-net\/","title":{"rendered":"Stunned drivers watch herd of deer leap to their deaths off bridge | Droolin Dog dot Net"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><img src='https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/static.independent.co.uk\/s3fs-public\/styles\/feed\/public\/thumbnails\/image\/2017\/12\/14\/16\/deer-bridge.jpg?w=980&#038;ssl=1' style='max-width:600px;' data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<div>Animal suicides? Sign of the Apocalypse? Punishment for Climate Change? 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