{"id":15055,"date":"2017-12-08T18:54:16","date_gmt":"2017-12-08T23:54:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=15055"},"modified":"2017-12-08T18:54:16","modified_gmt":"2017-12-08T23:54:16","slug":"why-you-cant-always-resist-running-yellow-lights","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/12\/why-you-cant-always-resist-running-yellow-lights\/","title":{"rendered":"Why you can\u2019t always resist running yellow lights"},"content":{"rendered":"
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This seems an overly complicated explanation for a very simple phenomenon.
\nI run ALL yellow lights because I CAN. Why the fuck should I sit there wasting time and gasoline when I can be moving towards my destination? There’s no decision to be made. GO. Duh.
\nBecause face it…Normally, there’s a line of assholes in front of you, most of whom can’t seem to find the gas pedal or grok the concept that GREEN = GO, meaning you’re just WAITING for the light to turn RED in YOUR face at ANY SECOND.
\nHell…I’ll run RED lights at times, right on the ass of the rude fucker in front of me. Learn how to be a considerate driver, or stay at home, asshole.
\nBut I digress… #YellowMeansGO<\/p>\n

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This seems an overly complicated explanation for a very simple phenomenon. I run ALL yellow lights because I CAN. Why the fuck should I sit there wasting time and gasoline when I can be moving towards my destination? There’s no decision to be made. GO. Duh. 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