{"id":15039,"date":"2017-12-08T12:18:09","date_gmt":"2017-12-08T17:18:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=15039"},"modified":"2017-12-08T12:18:09","modified_gmt":"2017-12-08T17:18:09","slug":"people-are-ditching-their-boring-christmas-trees-for-pineapples-this-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/12\/people-are-ditching-their-boring-christmas-trees-for-pineapples-this-year\/","title":{"rendered":"People are ditching their boring Christmas trees for pineapples this year"},"content":{"rendered":"
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I’m not knocking it. In fact, I kinda like the idea that you can EAT your Christmas Tree for New Year’s brunch, and call The Holidays OVER. Deliciously.<\/p>\n

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I’m not knocking it. In fact, I kinda like the idea that you can EAT your Christmas Tree for New Year’s brunch, and call The Holidays OVER. Deliciously. http:\/\/on.mash.to\/2AGc9UR<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[14,480,456,132,429],"tags":[523,159,33,530,552],"class_list":["post-15039","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","category-facebook","category-jamie-gray","category-news","category-shared-link","tag-blog","tag-facebook","tag-jamie-gray","tag-news","tag-shared"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":14306,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/10\/santas-tomb-possibly-found-christmas-ruined\/","url_meta":{"origin":15039,"position":0},"title":"Santa\u2019s tomb possibly found, Christmas ruined","date":"October 4, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"More sad news today...looks like Christmas is...umm...postponed.http:\/\/bit.ly\/2y0fxYX","rel":"","context":"In "blog"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":15011,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/12\/ugly-weed-sweaters-for-every-cannabis-consumer-this-christmas\/","url_meta":{"origin":15039,"position":1},"title":"Ugly Weed Sweaters For Every Cannabis Consumer This Christmas","date":"December 2, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"#News420 As if ugly Christmas sweaters weren't bad enough...ugly #Cannabis Christmas sweaters doesn't actually make it any better at all. http:\/\/bit.ly\/2AD4mYb","rel":"","context":"In "blog"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":11571,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2016\/12\/overzealous-cat-wages-war-against-christmas-tree\/","url_meta":{"origin":15039,"position":2},"title":"Overzealous cat wages war against Christmas tree","date":"December 23, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"DIE EVIL EVERGREEN! 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