{"id":14928,"date":"2017-11-20T16:28:23","date_gmt":"2017-11-20T21:28:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=14928"},"modified":"2017-11-20T16:28:23","modified_gmt":"2017-11-20T21:28:23","slug":"the-al-franken-scandal-is-a-godsend-for-alabama-republicans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/11\/the-al-franken-scandal-is-a-godsend-for-alabama-republicans\/","title":{"rendered":"The Al Franken Scandal Is A Godsend For Alabama Republicans"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><img src='https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/img.huffingtonpost.com\/asset\/5a1327241500004600859067.jpeg?w=980&#038;ssl=1' style='max-width:600px;' data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<div>Too bad it&#8217;s not even close to the same thing.<br \/>\nFranken is not a pedofile, and didn&#8217;t have to ask anyone&#8217;s mother&#8217;s permission first.<br \/>\nFranken didn&#8217;t brag about it, or defend his actions as acceptable.<br \/>\nFranken admitted what he did and apologized.<br \/>\nThe victim accepted his apology, and Franken asked to be investigated anyway.<br \/>\nFranken also isn&#8217;t a racist fucking crony of Jeff Sessions and Trump the Clown.<br \/>\nTo be clear&#8230;It still ain&#8217;t right, and Franken deserves to be punished. But the punishment should fit the crime.<br \/>\nMoore needs an occupation change, and some time in the greystone hotel for baby raping. Ewww. What fucking scum.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/2B8EHnG\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/2B8EHnG<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Too bad it&#8217;s not even close to the same thing. Franken is not a pedofile, and didn&#8217;t have to ask anyone&#8217;s mother&#8217;s permission first. Franken didn&#8217;t brag about it, or defend his actions as acceptable. Franken admitted what he did and apologized. The victim accepted his apology, and Franken asked to be investigated anyway. Franken [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[14,480,456,132,429],"tags":[523,159,33,530,552],"class_list":["post-14928","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","category-facebook","category-jamie-gray","category-news","category-shared-link","tag-blog","tag-facebook","tag-jamie-gray","tag-news","tag-shared"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":13061,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/04\/irs-says-thousands-of-taxpayers-affected-by-financial-aid-breach\/","url_meta":{"origin":14928,"position":0},"title":"IRS says thousands of taxpayers affected by financial aid breach","date":"April 7, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"Not good. 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Thank God we didn't let #Obama take our\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;blog&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":12991,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/04\/trump-rally-stormed-by-anti-fascist-demonstrators-in-washington-state-arrests-made-videos\/","url_meta":{"origin":14928,"position":4},"title":"Trump rally stormed by anti-fascist demonstrators in Washington State, arrests made (VIDEOS)","date":"April 3, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"Why's he still holding rallies, just to incite riots? Seriously. You're President now. We might not like it, but you can certainly stop fucking campaigning now. What a fucking noob. Our \"president\" is a fucking noob. #PresidentNoob #Impeach45http:\/\/bit.ly\/2nSJOny","rel":"","context":"In &quot;blog&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":10230,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2016\/10\/knight-rider-2016\/","url_meta":{"origin":14928,"position":5},"title":"Knight Rider 2016","date":"October 24, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"Another fucking remake. Seriously...the remakes are almost NEVER better than the originals. What the fuck is wrong with your creativity, Hollywood? Unable to dream up any new ideas, the BAD remakes just keep fucking coming. PS. 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