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“See this here ‘loaded indicator’ says it ain’t loaded, so watch as I blast a Jesus hole through my palm and send the wife to the ER with the slug…and part of my hand no doubt…in her belly.”
\n~Idiot with a gun in church<\/p>\n

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“See this here ‘loaded indicator’ says it ain’t loaded, so watch as I blast a Jesus hole through my palm and send the wife to the ER with the slug…and part of my hand no doubt…in her belly.” ~Idiot with a gun in church https:\/\/ind.pn\/2ySsmCu<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[14,480,456,132,429],"tags":[523,159,33,530,552],"class_list":["post-14896","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","category-facebook","category-jamie-gray","category-news","category-shared-link","tag-blog","tag-facebook","tag-jamie-gray","tag-news","tag-shared"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":15004,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/12\/watch-neil-youngs-intimate-acoustic-ontario-concert\/","url_meta":{"origin":14896,"position":0},"title":"Watch Neil Young\u2019s Intimate, Acoustic Ontario Concert","date":"December 2, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"#NeilYoung releases vast archive and new politically loaded album...http:\/\/bit.ly\/2ABPREb","rel":"","context":"In "blog"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":8761,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2016\/08\/pigtrial-inadvertently-puts-meat-industry-on-trial\/","url_meta":{"origin":14896,"position":1},"title":"#PigTrial Inadvertently Puts Meat Industry On Trial","date":"August 30, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"--> \"Our federal agriculture's own data shows that in 2015-the year Anita's committed her so-called crime -- 14,212 pigs were found dead at slaughterhouses. 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