{"id":14894,"date":"2017-11-16T18:54:10","date_gmt":"2017-11-16T23:54:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=14894"},"modified":"2017-11-16T19:03:56","modified_gmt":"2017-11-17T00:03:56","slug":"florida-man-being-chased-by-police-asks-911-to-call-donald-trump","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/11\/florida-man-being-chased-by-police-asks-911-to-call-donald-trump\/","title":{"rendered":"Florida Man Being Chased By Police Asks 911 To Call Donald Trump"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><img src='https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/img.huffingtonpost.com\/asset\/5a0dc586180000aa09f6c855.png?w=980&#038;ssl=1' style='max-width:600px;' data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<div>#FloridaMan and #Trumpy are tight.<br \/>\nLike two fleas on a dogs ass.<\/p>\n<p>#PresidentCheeto is #NotMyPresident<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/2zIBgGt\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/2zIBgGt<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>#FloridaMan and #Trumpy are tight. 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